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Well my friends Justin, Ned, Jayden and I are gonna team up to make our own version of 4 player podcast. I don`t know if we`re gonna be able to stream live or not but we`ll find out in pre-production. Justin and I are trying to pimp a basemant to make a gaming crib. In others news another bass player has died during a Metallica performance. Come on, this is the third bass player in Metallica to die! Well that is one weird curse. I hope they still continue to make music cos they`re my fav band. Another thing that i`m a fan of is Timmy. Just look at this link right here

After all that bullshit with quarintin, after 2 months it arrived. My alien hominid plush finally arrived. Yes. Well i dont have anything else to say but i have one question what does ftw mean? Anyway, I gotta go. Bye. :3

I have gone onto Newgrounds today and I saw that theres an Art portal? What the fuck? The only portal we need is the flash portal. And anyway, Art portal sucks. Why the fuck do we need an art portal. That is fuckin ridiculous! And another thing who the fuck is Rob? His picture makes him look like a dick head! Why cant we just have Tom? I dont want fuckin Rob! Well thi looks like me coming to the end of one of my rants. I think ive had anough of rants and seeing the lighter of life. And i just like to say thanks Newgrounds. Your my fav website. I hate websites that always steal games from other websites. I call them websites with no souls. So Newgrounds lets celebrate. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YEAH! Ok, this is gay. I think I'll go back to rants now!

Im still excited to get that Alien Hominid plush but its been held up for a strange reason. I got a letter saying that the postage has been held up for Quarintine. I mean the swine flu has been huge is that taking it too far? I havnt heard of any confirmed cases but strange. While im talking about the subject, swine flu has had a major subject all over the world. There has been many been many confirmed cases in Australia. The reason why im pissed off about this is i do live in Australia and since when do god damn Mexicans give it to us? Fuckin pricks. Serves them right for being poor. I dont have anything much else to say about it, i have to go somewhere in a sec. Bye for now, Waghkji (real account name Wafgkji) is out! :3 ;3 :) :( :o ;-) :-) (i was bored so i just did this.)

Yay! Im sooooo happy at the momment! I purchased a Alien Hominid Plush! I dont have it yet. It should take a while since I do live in Australia. Yay! They only made 100 and im gonna get one! The reason why Im so f***kin happy is becuase i love Alien Hominid is my fav Newgrounds mascot. Anyways, Ill send send a post when I get it in the mail. Hey. Ummm.... I saw a vid today called 2 girls, 1 cup. It is the most sick thing I have ever seen (as in gross) . Theres two girls. (WARINING!!!!! NOT FOR UNDER 18S!!!) Then you see one of them slipping down their shirt, while some other girl is suckin her tits. Then she gets out a glass, s**ts in it, then they both start to lick it! Then you see one of them chewing on it!! It gets even worse!!!!! They both start to throw up and eat it. Thats just sick. If some mastuarbuates to this is just a sick sick little bastard! If you wanna watch this go on to some website called Flarr i think. See ya guys, Waghkji is out! :3

I went on to Youtube today and I saw a video called `DOES GOD HATE GAYS??`. Its a guy that talks about one of his earlier videos saying that this guy really hates gays. This video talks further on about gays and how American thinks that God hates America. At one point that really surprises me is whrn he says that 6 verses out of 1 million deals with homosexualty. After that he those six verses. Just to go check I went to the Good News Bible and see if it actually had those bible verses. I looked up Mark 10:1~12. It didnt say what it said in the video but it has the exact same learning from that verse. The one that I found was really disturbing was Genesis 38..........MASTUARBATION...........IN THE BIBLE?!?! Im not against gay homosexuality and Im sertainly not a gay. I recon theres nothing wrong about being gay and having same sex relationships. It doesnt matter if theyr gay or not it matters about who they are and who they are on the inside. I think thats why I hate Americans. Why is America protesting against gays and putting up signs like `GOD HATES FAGS!`. And another thing that I hate aswell is Christinanity. WYD is total wast of a)money b)time c)money d)the Popes time and his life ( I say life because last WYD I could so imagine him being assasined and shot dead.) . So........ I recon this isnt a laughing matter (homosexuality). I hope I see some surprising comments and what you think about this and PLEASE do not comment stuff like GAYS DESERVES TA DIEZ IN HELLZZ I HATE DUMB FAGES! Godbye for now. Wafgkji is out! :3

Im sorry it took me so long to write back me reviewing Watchmen, but its finally here. I know it sounds strange that Im reviewing an R restrictited movie but its only rated MA15+ in Australia. So lets get on with the review. The storyline is fantastic even though it can get confusing at times. You probably know what its about already but ill tell you ayway. Its set in 1985, and some superhero (whos actually a complete gun freak and is depressed) gets murdered by getting bashed around the plae then soon gets chucked out the window. So then a another superhero named Rorschach (sorry if I spell their names wrong because the have really weird names, if only it was a simple name like Spiderman!) who tries to find who really killed the Comedian. Later through out the movie problems just get bigger and bigger, and people are against Dr. Manhattan (this blue guy that has this radiation in his body and can telerporte any where and can condroplitise atleast 2 times, and also likes to show off his little blue peinus through out the intire move!) since he has been blamed of giving people cancer even though he is letting of the the nuclear bombs from the United States and Russia to stop the War. I really liked how each hero had their own problems. My favourite character was Rorschach. He was the dakest and most grittiest character. The most controversial scene was the scene were a 6 year old girl was killed. He found out she was burned alive, choped to pieces and fed to dogs. A guy walks in (the one who killed the 6 year old) and finds an intruder in his house. He then finds his 2 dogs dead. Rorschach then comes in and knocks him down to his kitchen floor, then asks him if he did it (duh he did do it). Rorschach then grabs a sharp kitchen knife (WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED) and stabs the knife into his head, he then grabs it straight out of his head and repeats atleast 3 times over. If you like gory violent movies with gory scenes and can stand a movie 3 hours long then this is a movie for you, if you`re a girl who likes chick flicks and likes shopping, then just go be a pussie and watch Confessions of a shopaholic. I`ll rate this movie 8 and a half out of ten. This movie is fantastic! If I buy it on DVD then ill just skip it to the good parts. WARNING: This movie is a very long movie and you better be able to stand 3 hours. When I saw it 4 people left the cinema. Bye for now :3

Hello Newgrounders (again). Today Im gonna see Watchmen with my best friend Justin. I heard that people say that Watchmen is a long boring movie with slow motion scenes being extremly annoying, while others say that it is a fantastic movie. I also heard that it has quite graphic vilonce and a sex scene with excessive nudity (Lets just say my dad doesnt get too angry about us watching such a movie, but theres a plus sign, my dads teaching me about the birds and bees). Any way. Im just hope that $40 gos to good waste. Its about 10:01 right now in Australia and Im going at 1:30. After this post Im going to send a post reviewing it. Good bye for now NG. ;3 :)

Thing Thing Arena 3 has some of the best weapons Ive ever seen. The best weapon in the intre world is the Dart Launcher, shot one at any enemy, wait then watch the gory violence Guarenteed for instant death. Just click on link on the Newgrounds Homepage! Check it out and see what you think about it (even though it is a spin off prequel, its a good game). Now onto our next game, Alkie Kong 2. This game is terrible. The voice acting is really good. The story is poor, well...... there actually isnt any storyline, you just start the game with this old guy talking to you. The game itself is really hard and the medals are really hard to get because most of them are just trying to complete levels without getting hit........which is just about impossible, especially with those fucked up candles that are just sooooooooo annoying (including boss battles). The only boss battles are just incounters with some giant dick called Alkie Kong. Moving on to our next game, Portal Defenders. Portal Defenders dosent need any storyline, so lets move on to the gameplay. The controls are the same to any other arcade games on Newgrounds(Arrow keys to move and a and s to jump and attack). The graghic and art design is great. All enemies and boss` are flash makers of Newgrounds(Including Hotdiggedydemon). The reason why Ive got all of these games reviewed, is because they`re related to one thing............medals. Medals are unlocked by doing different acheivements, some of them are hard while some of them are plain easy. Most of them medals in Thing Thing Arena 3 are by using each weapon to kill 100 enemies, others are by killing them in certain ways. Portal Defenders medals are unlocked by killing enemies, boss` and doing certain acheivments. Thats all I have to say for now. Bye bye. :3